Posers

Man Posing as Denny's Manager Cooks Himself a Burger -- Gets Himself Arrested.

As police escorted him out, he shouted, "This is why you don't dine and dash, kiddies!"

Reminds me of those posing as pastors -- "Shepherds who feed only themselves.  They are clouds without rain, blown along by the wind." -- Jude 1:12