Ancient Pastoral Search Committee Report
A report from an ancient pastoral search committee (from my-pastor.com ): We do not have a happy report to give. We’ve not been able to find a suitable candidate for this church, though we have one promising prospect still. We do appreciate all the suggestions from the church members, and we’ve followed up each one with interviews or calling at least three references. The following is our confidential report on the present candidates. Adam : Good man but problems with his wife. Also one reference told of how his wife and he enjoy walking nude in the woods. Noah: Former pastorate of 120 years with no converts. Prone to unrealistic building projects. Abraham : Though the references reported wife-swapping, the facts seem to show he never slept with another man’s wife, but did offer to share his own wife with another man. Joseph : A big thinker, but a braggart, believes in dream-interpreting, and has a prison record. Moses : A modest and meek man, but poor communicato...