No Headache

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My friends, John and Patty Bray, shared a funny story at the Wisconsin Ministers and Mates Retreat.

One night, Patty went to bed early, snuggled under the covers and was reading a book.

John came into the room with a glass of water and two tylenol tablets.

"Why are you bringing me these?" Patty asked, "I don't have a headache."

John responded with gleeful enthusiasm: "YES!!"

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