A Dad's Guide for Changing A Diaper

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Spread the diaper in the position of a basball diamond with you at bat.

Then, fold second base down to home plate and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.

Put First Base and Third Base together. Bring up Home Plate and pin the three together.

Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

-- Jimmy Piersal

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