Three Chairs for the Lutherans

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Once, the Catholic Church was celebrating the dedication of their new building. The place was crowded and overflowing as the service began.

Then, the priest was pleasantly surprised to see the local Lutheran pastor walking in the door with a couple of representatives from his church. "Well, isn't that nice," the priest thought to himself, "We need to treat our protestant friends well."

He glanced around, noting that every pew was filled and that his Lutheran friends did not have a place to seat.

Furtively, the priest leaned over and whispered in the ear of the altar boy, "Get three chairs for the Lutherans."

"What??" the altar boy asked.

"I said, get three chairs for the Lutherans!"

"I'm sorry, I still couldn't hear you."

"Three Chairs For The Lutherans NOW!!"

The puzzled lad shrugged his shoulders and shouted,

"HEY EVERYBODY!! THREE CHEERS FOR THE LUTHERANS!!

HIP HIP HORRAY!
HIP HIP HORRAY!
HIP HIP HORRAY!"

Comments

  1. Keetha Broyles4:19 PM

    LOL
    LOL
    LOL!!!!!

    (For the Lutherans, of course)

    ReplyDelete

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