Ill Clumps


“The difference between the right word and the almost right word, is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."
-- Mark Twain
(via David Foster)
I recall as a student, attempting to write a paper on cultish behavior and "negative group think", but couldn't find the right words to capture "bad groups."
So, I went to the Thesaurus and looked up "Bad" -- found "Ill." Now, that's a great word!
Then, I paged over to "Groups" and found another fantastic moniker -- "Clumps!"
ILL CLUMPS!!
Church folks better be careful to keep the faith, love the neighbors, and stay sweet -- otherwise, they'll just be Ill Clumps!
How's that for a first try at lightening??

Comments

  1. Anonymous2:29 PM

    These Ill Clumps are very contagious. Everyone they come in contact with get so sick they can no longer attend that church. The sickness caused by the Ill Clumps spreads throughout the community.

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