Asking for Trouble

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The belated Leona Helmsley's dog, Trouble, recently inherited $12 million from her estate. Her brother, Alvin, however, is much too busy with his own inheritance to take care of the pooch.

What shall they do with the poor little doggie?
Send her to the northwoods of Wisconsin! The Wilson's will gladly reach out to the unfortunate orphan, and we'll teach that little puppy how to tithe!






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