Flies in the Soup
A Senior Pastor, a Youth Pastor and the Church Treasurer sat together at the church soup supper. As soon as the soup was delivered, three flies circled overhead and landed -- one in each bowl of soup!
The Senior Pastor discretely picked up his spoon, gently lifted the fly out of the soup, deposited it on the saucer, and covered it with a napkin.
The Youth Pastor yelled, "OH Gross!!" and flicked the fly out of the bowl with finger onto the floor.
The Church Treasurer analyzed the situation, reached in and grabbed the fly with both hands -- shook it and shouted, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
The Senior Pastor discretely picked up his spoon, gently lifted the fly out of the soup, deposited it on the saucer, and covered it with a napkin.
The Youth Pastor yelled, "OH Gross!!" and flicked the fly out of the bowl with finger onto the floor.
The Church Treasurer analyzed the situation, reached in and grabbed the fly with both hands -- shook it and shouted, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
I'm with the Youth Pastor on this one!
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