Boring Pastor's Mother

An elderly lady visited a country church. As she walked into the foyer, an usher greeted her.

"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.

"Right on the front row, as close to the pulpit as possible!!" she replied.

The usher leaned over and whispered, "Are you SURE? I recommend that you don't do that. Our pastor is REALLY boring."

"Do you know who I am?" the lady replied, "I'm the pastor's mother!"

"Do you know who I am?" the usher responded.

"No", said the lady.

"Whew, good!" said the usher


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