Undertakers and Bad Gas
I might have entered the ministry if certain clergymen I knew had not looked and acted so much like undertakers.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes (legendary U. S. Supreme Court Justice)
A man approached a fellow passenger on an airplane and inquired, "Excuse me sir, but as I passed you just now I noticed that you look like a minister. Am I right?"
"No," came the reply, "I just have bad gas.