Saturday, November 21, 2009

Undertakers and Bad Gas


I might have entered the ministry if certain clergymen I knew had not looked and acted so much like undertakers.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes (legendary U. S. Supreme Court Justice)

A man approached a fellow passenger on an airplane and inquired, "Excuse me sir, but as I passed you just now I noticed that you look like a minister. Am I right?"

"No," came the reply, "I just have bad gas.

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