Where are Your Patches?
Two pastor's wives were sitting together, mending their husbands' trousers.
One said, "Our church is in a terrible mess, and the devil is fighting us hard. We can't get anything done because of the squabbling, gossip and negativity.
The other said, "The Lord has really been blessing us. Week after week, we sense the loving presence of the Holy Spirit, and people are being helped spiritually. I can't wait to see what God is going to do next!"
One wife was patching the rear end of the trousers, the other one was patching the knees.
Wonder which was which.
(A story my daddy used tell.)