He Had Her Number

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A woman sent her husband to the grocery store with a shopping list.

He returned home with. . .

One dozen eggs.
Two gallons of milk,
Three loaves of bread.
Four bags of sugar and
Five cans of cake frosting.

The wife signed and said, "I should never have numbered the grocery list!"

Comments

  1. Keetha Broyles10:02 AM

    This is soooooo in the realm of possibility.

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