An Ineffective Method of Evangelism
How NOT to do Evangelism:
Excuse me, mister. I'd like to share the Gospel with you.
You are full of the DEVIL!
Drop the D, it spells EVIL and that's what you are!
Drop the E and that spells VIL (pronounced "Vile"). You are a vile and filthy sinner!
Drop the V and it spells IL (pronounced "Ill"). It makes me ill just to look at you!
Drop the I and all you have left is L. That's where you're headed. Straight to L!
Excuse me, mister. I'd like to share the Gospel with you.
You are full of the DEVIL!
Drop the D, it spells EVIL and that's what you are!
Drop the E and that spells VIL (pronounced "Vile"). You are a vile and filthy sinner!
Drop the V and it spells IL (pronounced "Ill"). It makes me ill just to look at you!
Drop the I and all you have left is L. That's where you're headed. Straight to L!
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