Tuesday, September 13, 2011

An Ineffective Method of Evangelism

How NOT to do Evangelism:

Excuse me, mister.  I'd like to share the Gospel with you.
You are full of the DEVIL! 
Drop the D, it spells EVIL and that's what you are!
Drop the E and that spells VIL (pronounced "Vile").  You are a vile and filthy sinner!
Drop the V and it spells IL (pronounced "Ill").  It makes me ill just to look at you!
Drop the I and all you have left is L.  That's where you're headed.  Straight to L!

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