I shared this little poem I wrote about the human condition in my sermon yesterday:
He endured a dysfunctional childhood.
He wed a dyfunctional wife.
They had some dysfunctional children,
And led a dysfunctional life.
So he went to the Lord,
And begged and implored
As he pled his dysfunctional case.
The Lord sighed and smiled
And then replied, "Child,
You're from a dysfunctional race!"