Realistic Love Songs

In light of Valentine's Day approaching, My friend, Jim Watkins, has provided a few realistic love songs.

For example: The Rose—and Thorns

Some say love it is a feeling, that makes the heart rate rise,

Some say love it is a hormone, that makes our race survive.

I say love it is a diaper that's changed at three A.M.

It's attendance at recitals, and games that never end.
I say love is buying Playtex products for your mate,
I say love it does for others, the things you truly hate.

Several more here