Realistic Love Songs

 In honor of Valentine's Day, my friend, Jim Watkins, provided a few realistic love songs.

 For example: "The Rose -- and Thorns"

Some say love it is a feeling, that makes the heart rate rise.  Some say love it is a hormone, that makes our race survive.  I say love it is a diaper that's changed at three a.m.  It's attendance at recitals, and games that never end.  I say love is buying Playtex products for your mate.  I say love it does for others, the things you truly hate.

Several more here