Changing the Bulb
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has pre-ordained when the lights will be on and when they will be off.
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb??
Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much better they liked the old one.
How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb??
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb andpresent it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ."
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb????
CHANGE ????????????
If Baptists do not change, would they even have light bulbs?
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