Wilson, who is widely known to hit homeruns every time he preaches, declined an interview. However, anonymous sources say that the sermon steroids were obtained from his brother, Norman, another preaching giant, who knocks the ball out of the park regularly on the Wesleyan Hour.
The General Board of Review is investigating.
This startling news has travelled quickly in Wesleyan circles. Ettie Langdon, a long-time member from North Carolina, wondered, "Where can my preacher get some of that stuff?"