The Bear and the Beer
Sometimes, my big city friends ask me, "What do you guys do for excitement?"
Well, here's the latest buzz from Hayward: Friday night, a bear made his way into the Marketplace Liquor Store, and hung out for an hour in the beer cooler. Apparently he is not a Wesleyan bear.
Yogi's great adventure made national news:
Bear Makes Beer Run in Wisconsin
Who says nothing happens in a small town?
The DNR officials came and tranquilized him. I hear they're taking him to detox.
Well, here's the latest buzz from Hayward: Friday night, a bear made his way into the Marketplace Liquor Store, and hung out for an hour in the beer cooler. Apparently he is not a Wesleyan bear.
Yogi's great adventure made national news:
Bear Makes Beer Run in Wisconsin
Who says nothing happens in a small town?
The DNR officials came and tranquilized him. I hear they're taking him to detox.
And Ketha thought she had a bear story...
ReplyDeleteDoug
It wasn't Friday night, though; it was Thursday, or possibly early Friday morning--my daughter heard about it at school on Friday.
ReplyDeleteI think he was definitely just a Wayward Wesleyan bear. He didn't consume any alcohol and was very well-behaved! Don't you think you should give him credit for keeping everyone out of the liquor store for 2 hours????
Who said he was Wayward???
ReplyDeleteI think he was probably witnessing.
ReplyDelete:-)
Cousin Doug - - - you better learn how to SPELL my name if you're going to be MY cousin.
;-)
And what I want to know is - - - why can't these things happen when I'm in town???