The Bear and the Beer

Sometimes, my big city friends ask me, "What do you guys do for excitement?"

Well, here's the latest buzz from Hayward: Friday night, a bear made his way into the Marketplace Liquor Store, and hung out for an hour in the beer cooler. Apparently he is not a Wesleyan bear.

Yogi's great adventure made national news:
Bear Makes Beer Run in Wisconsin

Who says nothing happens in a small town?

The DNR officials came and tranquilized him. I hear they're taking him to detox.

Comments

  1. Anonymous8:10 AM

    And Ketha thought she had a bear story...

    Doug

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  2. It wasn't Friday night, though; it was Thursday, or possibly early Friday morning--my daughter heard about it at school on Friday.

    I think he was definitely just a Wayward Wesleyan bear. He didn't consume any alcohol and was very well-behaved! Don't you think you should give him credit for keeping everyone out of the liquor store for 2 hours????

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  3. Anonymous1:24 PM

    Who said he was Wayward???

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  4. I think he was probably witnessing.

    :-)

    Cousin Doug - - - you better learn how to SPELL my name if you're going to be MY cousin.

    ;-)

    And what I want to know is - - - why can't these things happen when I'm in town???

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