George Had Problems

George had problems -- lots of problems.

George had problems with his wife.  She was too demanding.

George had problems with his daughter.  She was too whiney.

George had problems with his teenage son.  He was too irresponsible.

George had problems with his boss.  He was too controlling.

George had problems with his co-workers.  They were too opinionated.

George had problems with his next door neighbor.  He as too chatty.

George had problems with his mother-in-law.  She was too nosey.

George had problems with people at church.  They were too hypocritical.

George had problems with the grocery store cashier.  She was too slow.

George had problems with the barber.  He cut it too close.

George had problems with his children's teachers.  They were too strict.

Problems, problems problems.  Poor George wondered why he had so many.

Too bad he never did figure out what everybody else knew all along. .  .

George was the problem.