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Taking my daughter, Hannah, to Ohio on dad-daughter vacation to visit "Grandma" and won't be blogging until after my return next week.

Two pastor's wives were sitting together, mending their husbands' trousers. One said, "Our church is in a terrible mess, and the devil is fighting us hard. We can't get anything done because of the squabbling, gossip and negativity. The other said, "The Lord has really been blessing us. Week after week, we sense the loving presence of the Holy Spirit, and people are being helped spiritually. I can't wait to see what God is going to do next!" One wife was patching the rear end of the trousers, the other one was patching the knees. Wonder which was which. (A story my daddy used tell.)

A great post from A Place for the God Hungry: Am I With Anyone?

The Bishop of Durham, Dr N. T. Wright, has announced that he will be retiring from the See of Durham on August 31. Doesn't look like he will be rocking on the front porch, however, or catching many fish. Dr Wright, who will be 62 this autumn, is returning to the academic world, in which he spent the first twenty years of his career, and will take up a new appointment as Research Professor of New Testament and Early Christianity at the University of St Andrews in Scotland. Announcing his move, Bishop Tom said, 'This has been the hardest decision of my life. It has been an indescribable privilege to be Bishop of the ancient Diocese of Durham, to work with a superb team of colleagues, to take part in the work of God's kingdom here in the north-east, and to represent the region and its churches in the House of Lords and in General Synod. I have loved the people, the place, the heritage and the work. But my continuing vocation to be a writer, teacher and broadcaster, for the be...

When I first saw Dr. Raymond Hundley's new book, Will the World End in 2012 , I raised a skeptical eyebrow and thought, "Here's another quirky opportunist trying to cash in on evangelical hysteria." However, upon actually reading the book, I discovered that this book is not so much about "creating hysteria" as answering it. In a logical and systematic manner, Hundley analyzes the ten top reasons why some folks are saying that the apocalypse will occur in 2012, (including Mayan calendar, supervolcano, Planet X, solar storms. biblical prophecy) and then reveals the conclusions from his research on each perspective. For the most part, Hundley's conclusions about a cataclysmic 2012 sound somewhat like Mark Twain's response to the rumor that he had died, "Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated." Nevertheless, Hundley gives each perspective a fair and balanced hearing before drawing his conclusions. At the end, the author throws in a...

Great post from Hyperbole and a Half: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything

I shared this prayer in church yesterday morning: Dear God, please untie the knots that are in my mind, my heart and my life. Remove the have nots, the can nots and the do nots that I have in my mind. Erase the will nots, may nots , and might nots that find a home in my heart. Release me from the could nots, would nots and should nots that obstruct my life. And most of all, dear God, I ask that you remove from my mind my heart and my life all of the am nots that I have allowed to hold me back, especially the thought that I am not good enough. Amen. (Author Unknown -- HT Fr. Austin Fleming )

I will be teaching a FLAME (ministerial education) course and leading a small town pastors' workshop in eastern Pennsylvania all week, and am intentionally leaving my computer at home. No blog posts until after I return, but if you happen to read this, please say a prayer for me and my students.

A Wisconsin judge declared the National Day of Prayer to be unconstitutional. In response, Matt Staver, president of Liberty Counsel, said, "If the National Day of Prayer is unconstitutional, then the constitution itself is unconstitutional."

After my friend, Charlie (I call him St. Charles) and I gave blood today, we showed off our bandages.

Last week, my son, Wes turned 16. What a milestone! Another driver will soon be unleashed on northern Wisconsin’s highways. The last time, as we returned from practice driving, Wes said, “Dad, you’re doing much better. You didn’t scream once!” My son’s 16th has put me in the pondering mood. No job in the entire world is more important that the molding of young lives. Years fly swiftly. They are little for such a short while, then they grow up and fly from the nest. I have a special word of encouragement for the younger moms and dads reading this column: please take the time to treasure your children. The following appeared in a church bulletin many years ago. The author is unknown. If I Had My Child to Raise Again If I had my child to raise all over again, I'd finger paint more, And point the finger less. I would do less correcting, And more connecting. I'd take my eye off the watch, And watch with my eyes. I would care to know less and Know to care more. I'd take more hike...

You get a cell phone call and your sleeve answers it. You want to know how far you jogged and your pants tell you. Smart clothes are the latest trend to come down the runway. . . A report at Advanced Imaging Pro shares the latest in the interweaving of clothing and computer technology. How about a pair of preaching trousers, that will give pastors a swift kick in the rear when it's time to sit down and shut up?

"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." — Anne Lamott

"I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money." -- Arthur Godfrey

Family Movie Night is back on NBC tomorrow (8:00 p.m., 7:00 p.m. central.) It's good to see family friendly broadcasting for a change.

Yet the great ocean hath no tone of power Mightier to reach the soul In thought’s hushed hour Than yours, ye lilies Chosen thus, and graced. Felicia Hermans in "Lillies of the Field"

Of course, I'm sure everyone knows that this is International "Wes Wilson is Awesome Day!" Wes is one of the coolest people on earth -- and I'm glad to be his dad. Happy 16th Birthday, Wes!

At some point, to be a Christian, you have to transform from "come and see" to "go and die." -- Mark Driscoll

Peter Hitchens -- brother of Christopher Hitchens Peter Hitchens Author Interview--The Rage Against God from Gorilla Poet Productions on Vimeo . HT Jesus Creed

From my good friend, Ron McClung: Matt Lydic got into his vehicle to begin his daily commute to work. Suddenly he saw flashing lights in his rear view mirror and heard the sounds of a siren. When the black, unmarked Ford Crown Victoria did not pass him, Lydic realized he was the target. When he pulled over, the Ford drove alongside him. The driver told Lydic to slow down and then drove away. Lydic became suspicious and copied the license plate as the driver accelerated down the highway. When it came back registered to a private citizen, officers went to the home of 62-year-old David Word and arrested him. Mr. Word, a civilian impersonating a police officer, had made the mistake of stopping a real police officer dressed as a civilian. Lydic was on his way to the Avondale, Arizona Police Department to begin his shift. This spring, a jury deliberated four hours before finding Mr. Word guilty of impersonating a peace officer. The court scheduled sentencing for next month. I don’t know wha...

Here's a great article by Fred McGehee -- Five Suggestions for Pastoral Care in the Single-Staff Church. Discovered at Pastors.com

Last night, the church board conducted my evaluation. They did an excellent job, encouraging me in my strengths, and gently nudging me forward in areas that need some growth and attention. They used Tim Keller's Pastor's Self Evaluation Questionnaire, which is an excellent and thought provoking resource. Kudos to Steve Gerich who led the meeting and discovered the Keller Questionnaire for us.

In solidarity with the One Day Without Shoes Movement, I went barefoot to my annual evaluation meeting with the church board tonight.

At the Billy Graham Museum of Evangelism at Wheaton College, I noticed a letter from overseas addressed simply: God's Man Minnesota, USA It was delivered to Billy Graham. What if somebody sent a letter like that to your town? Who would receive it?

Congratulations Gramps!

Troubled? Well, join the club! You're in good company. Troubles are simply a part of living. It's a package deal. You have to accept the bad along with the good. The only way to be trouble free is to be dead! Some folks think they deserve to be excused from problems. Whenever a difficulty arises, they whine and complain about how unfair life is to them. They don't realize that life isn't fair to anybody -- and thus, become swamped in the mire of self pity. Instead of griping about a hard situation, wouldn't it be better to face it boldly -- committed to see things through? You can cry until the cows come home, and that won't fix the situation one bit. It takes courage to buckle down and face the truth. I do not know why heavy hardships are a part of life's package. I don't have a pat answer for the difficult perplexities. Yet, I do know that the struggle helps us grow, if we maintain the right attitude. 1. Troubles teach us wisdom. There is no such thing...

My friend, Wendy, teaches college in California and is earning her doctorate at my alma mater, Fuller Theological Seminary. This week, she sent me this delightful message regarding the earthquake they experienced on Easter Sunday: Pastor Mark: As you can imagine, all the talk around the water coolers and in the grocery store lines here is about Sunday's earthquake. In the middle of Trader Joe's in my town a woman cried out gleefully, "Oh, my! When the house started shaking I thought to myself. . . 'Hallelujah! Christ is coming back on Easter Sunday!!!---and then I found myself so disappointed when it stopped!'" You don't hear Christ's name mentioned too often in southern California so this comment just made my day!!!

“Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime.” -- Martin Luther

These little gnats are such a nuisance Buzzing around my head Flying up my nostrils Swirling in my mushroom soup. I'm trying to strain the little critters out Before they're down the hatch. Strain! Strain! Strain! Such a bother. What a chore. There is no task so strenuous as straining little gnats. Gulp! Uh Oh! I think I swallowed a camel!

Special Music from Easter Sunday HT Ed Stetzer

A great post from my good friend and ministry partner, Heath Davis, at his blog, A Northwoods Life : If we desire to make wide sweeping change in the world, I think we must begin in the small and local. In today's global society we have become so enamored with the elephant-size agendas and global-change that we foolishly dismiss change at the local level as unimportant and insignificant. Nothing could be further from the truth! Read the rest here

Faith, the seed of heaven planted by surprise in earthen soil. The barren ground reluctantly invites, mostly disdains this small possibility of hope. Stirs slightly, irritated, yawns and then settles back in lazy slumber mostly convinced that the interruption is merely a burial of another empty dream. Entombed in heavy darkness the seed of heaven sings as it reaches for a land beyond its grasp and hopes for the hand of God it cannot see. But no dark place can silence the song of faith and hope. And calloused soil cannot withstand for long refreshing rains. Slowly, steadily, the seed of heaven toils upward, onward, through the dark towards heaven's gate. Sometimes singing. Sometimes sighing. Always longing for destiny awaits. Heaven beckons, Earth responds. That is the order of all created things. The earthen tomb becomes a womb of life anew -- and resurrection! A seed, a sprout, a stalk, and then a splendid crimson flower Blooming where it first began It’s morning hour. Looking up...